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For
a
few
years
I
went
for
a
run
on
Christmas
morning,
sometimes
alone
and
on
other
occasions
with
company,
the
venue
was
always
Loughrigg
Fell
behind
Ambleside.
I
ran
on
Loughrigg
most
evenings
after
work
and
it’s
reasonable
to
say
I
knew
the
fell
like
the
back
of
my
hand,
every
twist
and
turn
of
the
path
engrained
within
my
memory
so
40
years
later
I
can
still
do
a
run
in
my
imagination.
But
those
Christmas
Morning
runs
were
always
special.
I
remember
one
Christmas
morning
awaking
to
a
world
enveloped
in
thick
mist,
the
cold
wet
type
that
leaves
your
clothes
soaked
after
a
short
while
and
deadens
sound
so
you
are
in
a
world
of
almost
total
quiet.
We
went
through
the
Christmas
morning
ritual
no
doubt
being
enacted
in
literally
millions
of
homes
throughout
the
land
and
I
got
changed
into
my
running
kit,
I
remember
eyeing
the
boxes
of
chocolates
piled
under
the
tree
and
wondering
which
Bond
film
would
be
shown
that
afternoon
as
I
ate
them.
I
hunted
out
my
running
shoes
from
the
pile
of
boots,
work
boots
and
other
footwear
and
rubbed
embrocation
into
my
legs,
I
always
did
this,
believing
that
“it
kept
the
weather
out”.
Today
I’m
not
so
sure
it
did,
but
I
was
young
then.
One
old
lad
used
to
reckon
that
if
a
“pack
of
hunds
crossed
thy
line,
they’d
hunt
tha”!
But
I’m
glad
to
say
it
never
happened.
Out
the
front
door
and
up
the
hill,
towards
Bob
Astle’s
house,
my
running
partner
this
Christmas
morning,
an
exchange
of
greetings
and
off
we
set,
running
down
the
hill
past
the
Golden
Rule
where
we
had
spent
the
previous
evening,
the
pub
empty
now
but
the
smell
of
beer
and
cigarette
smoke
escaping
through
the
open
windows.
Over
the
bridge
and
turn
left
up
the
hill
to
Brow
Head
Farm,
the
easy
running
began
to
change
as
the
hill
increased
and
soon
we
were
reduced
to
jogging,
which
is
the
way
most
fell
runners
tackle
the
steep
bits
when
not
walking.
Up
the
little
iron
steps
at
the
farm
and
run
along
through
the
trees,
through
the
stile,
cross
the
little
beck
and
onto
the
fell.
A
wet,
marshy
area
takes
you
onto
the
climb
to
the
point
at
which
the
local
school
used
to
use
as
the
top
for
their
PE
session
fell
race.
Past
it,
over
the
wall
and
along
by
Lilly
Tarn
looking
very
unpleasant
in
the
murky
morning.
Suddenly
we
were
above
the
mist
and
in
bright
sunlight,
a
blue
sky
above,
the
fell
tops
stuck
out
above
the
mist
bathed
in
sunshine.
We
ran
on
faster
now
on
the
springy
grass,
it
felt
good.
Bob
as
was
his
wont,
on
some
runs,
suddenly
deviated
from
the
path
and
ran
up
a
steep
slope
of
grass
to
the
top
of
a
little
crag.
I
followed,
thrown
from
my
rhythm
by
this
little
deviation.
Arriving
at
the
top
I
paused
to
regain
my
breath.
“Look
at
that!”
Bob
exclaimed
and
there
beneath
us
was
our
shadow
cast
on
the
mist,
I
seem
to
recall
I
could
only
see
my
shadow
and
not
Bob’s
but
my
head
was
surrounded
by
a
halo
of
colours.
“What
the
hell
is
it
I
asked?”
Bob
looked
at
me.
“It’s
called
a
Brocken
Spectra,”
he
replied
[aka
Brockengespenst,
named
after
a
region
in
the
German
Harz
mountains
where
the
phenomenon
is
observed
frequently.
Ed.].
“Whymper
saw
one
on
the
descent
of
the
Matterhorn,
remember
the
book.”
It
came
back
to
me
then,
the
story
of
the
first
ascent
and
the
subsequent
fall,
followed
by
the
ghostly
apparition
that
had
scared
the
survivors
quite
badly.
Within
a
few
moments
the
Brocken
Spectra
had
gone
and
I
never
saw
one
again,
I
suppose
I
must
have
spent
thousands
of
hours
in
the
hills
but
it
was
the
only
one
I
have
ever
seen.
We
completed
the
run,
went
home
and
bathed,
had
lunch
and
that
evening
joined
the
festivities
in
the
Rule.
Bob
recounted
the
morning’s
proceedings
to
the
assembled
crowd.
At
the
edge
of
the
throng
one
guy
who
had
for
some
time
been
listening
in,
put
down
his
pint
and
glared
at
us,
“What
the
hell’s
a
bloody
rock
inspector?”
he
said!
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